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26 April, 2008

.: Don't Trust Anybody? :.

What do u think bout this picture? Well, it's not juz a stupid sketch at all. And I believe that there must be a reason. From my point of view, I agree with those phrases within the sketch. But somehow, even thought that all of the point can be seen in our society - when it's come to talk bout politic, we still can't argue the other fact of our life. The fact that we need the ruler 4 thz country, like the government. The previous election shows an unpredictable result, whereas create changes that brings up full of hope and trust towards better development. Politic here... Politic there... Politics are everywhere... Hurmmm...

23 April, 2008

.: Lee Kok Liang - Death Is A Ceremony :.

In the early 1950s, LEE KOK LIANG, a Malaysian of Straits-Chinese heritage who was to become one of Malaysia's most accomplished writers of fiction in English, spent two years at Lincoln's Inn in London completing a law degree that he had begun at the University of Melbourne in Australia. Lee recorded his European observations in a journal-cum-diary entitled Sketches, Vignettes & Brush Strokes (also given a second working title of Ramblings and Remembrances), written in London and Paris between January 1952 and February 1954, and they form, in part, the basis for his first novel, the unpublished London Does Not Belong To Me which is due in 2003. Death is a Ceremony and Other Stories was his second collection of short stories, published in 1992.

Overall, “Death is a Ceremony” is a story of a boy – Baba, who had grown up to a man, is recollecting the memories of his late grandmother’s death, at the moment of his mother’s funeral ceremony. In this story, culture is a strategy of survival, which depicts how culture signifies, or what is signified by culture, a rather complex issue. As the eldest son, he is responsible to be the head of the funeral procession, whereas makes he noticed the absence of something – the sense of lost respect towards his own culture. As a consequence, the conflicting styles are in a reflection of the cultural and historical discourses, battling to be heard within the story that lies beneath Malaysian’s Chinese community. Through his memory recalls, he is in search of his own identity and yet realizes what he already dismissed – the value of a family that he left out many years ago for the modern lifestyle in the city. There were lots of cultural issues discussed in the story which support that the writer celebrates the Malaysian culture in more specific term, a Chinese culture.

In this story, he used the flashback literary technique profusely to depict the past and the present concurrently, wherefore make it more interesting to see how certain things being presented in this story and thus, makes the story stands out. Here, within the framework, the story is written from the third person, omniscient point of view which mean that the narrator sees all, reports all, knows and explains the inner workings of the minds of any or all characters. For instance, sometimes the narrator tells the readers about the main character – Baba, through the eyes of other minor characters in the story. The used of some diction from two different races in the text – i.e sarong (Malay) and chi kee (Chinese), were the portrayal of Malaysian multicultural lifestyle amongst the people take place. Hence, the writer wants to deliver a message for the new generation; to put more appreciation towards the culture in order to maintain the ancestral tradition. That’s the right way to keep on celebrates the Malaysian culture throughout ongoing civilization in the future, although after the 50 years of nationhood.


22 April, 2008

.: You Know U'r Malaysian When...... :.


1) You complain about the quality of the pirated DVD you just purchased. "What, RM10 for DVD5?! Aiyah, boss ... sound no good, cheaperlah ..."

2) You're willing to consume sambal petai and durian and gladly suffer the bloating and wind-breaking incidents.

3) You're exceedingly polite to the Mat Sallehs but you slang your own kind. "Hello, sir. Why don't you sit here, it's got the best view of the city skyline." But, "Aunty-ah, your table is over there next to the kitchen."

4) You order Maggi goreng and fried chicken, complain about how oily the food is, and then proceed to finish it anyway.

5) You love to talk about food. You're already thinking about what to have for dinner while eating lunch. "I'm stuffed. What shall we have for dinner?"

6) You dive into a communal-style meal the moment the dish lands on the table only to hesitate at the last morsel of food on the serving dish. There are two possible explanations for this: the first is the pai seh (embarrassed) factor, while the other is the myth that the person who eats the last piece will be a spinster.

7) You hit the accelerator the moment the first drop of rain hits your windshield. "Alamak, it's going to rain. Sure traffic jam one. I'd better drive faster."

9) You feel a burning desire to send text messages and even have the gall to give your friend a blow-by-blow account of the movie to your friend on the handphone during the screening of the movie. "Okay, now that girl Lizzie is impersonating an Italian singer; she so doesn't look Italian ..."

10) You forsake your loved ones for the all-important four letter-word: S-A-L-E. "Sorry, mum, I can't take you to Aunt Mary's because I have to go to MidValley before the crowd." You're also more than happy to be part of the insane traffic jam that forms around malls during weekends and sale periods.

11) Reality shows Akademi Fantasia and Malaysian Idol dictate your social life. "What, no TV at the mamak? Count me out. I'm staying home. Rinie needs my support."

13) You fail to function normally without your daily dose of teh tarik and nasi lemak.

14) You have owned at least one Proton in your lifetime. Cheap, cheap. That is until you start to make enough dough to buy that Honda you've been salivating over.

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15) You slow down at an accident site to take down the car number plate, but won't step out of your car to help the victim could be a robber!

16) You'd rather park your car along the main road outside the mall, where there's a yellow line, rather than pay RM1 to park inside where there are adequate bays.

17) You plead, bat your eyelids and relate a sob story to the officer at the town council office to let you off the hook (or reduce the amount considerably) for the fine you incurred when you parked your car on the double line.

18) You make an appointment for 10am and conveniently show up a half hour late Malaysian time, what ...

19) You pop open the wet tissue packet at the Chinese restaurant by squeezing the trapped air to the top of the packet before proceeding to smash your fist into it. The louder the pop the better.

20) You greet your friend / neighbor / acquaintance on the street with "How are things?" or "Have you eaten?" or better yet, by stating the obvious: "Went to market ah?"

21) Ramlee burger is the "piece de resistance" of your growing-up-years cuisine.

22) You catch all major televised events at the mamak.

23) You have roughly six meals a day (breakfast, mid-morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper). Then there's the snacking keropok ikan, pisang goreng, muruku, jam tarts and the like.

24) You get the whole family dressed to the nines, jump into the car and head for the minister's open house and ask for styrofoam boxes and plastic bags to tar pau food.

25) Your accent and language style vary according to the race of the person you are conversing with.

26) You've got a friendly disposition. Smiles are abundant and your "Apa khabar?" is warm and sincere.

27) You exclaim loudly how expensive everything is, even though the items may in fact be going for a steal. "Wah! So expensive, ah? Hak sei ngor (Scare me to death)!"

28) You dig deep into your pockets to contribute to the latest appeal for donations in the newspapers.

29) You "dis" our country all the time, but as soon as something good happens (like winning the Thomas Cup), you morph into a proud Malaysian.

30) You never travel abroad without a bottle of chilli sauce, or sachets which you can sneak into restaurants.


You're proud to be Malaysian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Malaysian friends!

.: Selangor Kesayanganku :.

Kita negeri termaju di Malaysia dengan kapasiti penduduk juga paling ramai di Malaysia, dan pendapatan perkapita paling kaya di Malaysia dan merupakan Gergasi Bola Sepak di Malaysia juga. Spirit la sket beb!!

SAYA ANAK SELANGOR

SAYA SAYANG SELANGOR Very Happy

VIVA!!! SELANGOR DARUL EHSAN


Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

OK? Boleh x kawan-kawan. Very Happy


.: Tindakan FAM Menghukum Selangor Tiada Peruntukan; Bermotif Politik? :.



FAM BERMOTIF POLITIK? POLITIK DAH MASUK
CAMPUR DALAM SUKAN? WTF


BERITA HARIAN


Hukuman kes 'cabut lari' tak sah

Oleh: Ahmad Khawari Isa (BERITA HARIAN)

JAWATANKUASA Disiplin Persatuan Bola Sepak Malaysia (FAM) melakukan kesilapan besar ketika menghukum Persatuan Bola Sepak Selangor (FAS), jurulatih Dollah Salleh dan empat penyerang Merah Kuning - Akmal Rizal Rakhli, Safee Sali, Indra Putra Mahayuddin dan Amirul Hadi Zainal.

Rumusan itu terhasil kerana selepas beberapa usaha meraih reaksi balas, semalam, badan induk itu sendiri - biarpun tidak secara terbuka - tidak dapat lari daripada mengakui hakikat berkenaan.

Lebih mengharu-birukan keadaan ialah 'keghairahan' Jawatankuasa Disiplin FAM itu mendedahkannya kepada dakwaan 'melangkaui batas kuasa' kerana peraturan diguna pakai untuk menghukum pihak-pihak berkenaan bukan milik jawatankuasa berkenaan.

Untuk 'menghalalkan' hukuman itu, jawatankuasa berpegang kepada Garispanduan Status dan Perpindahan Pemain 2007-2008 - yang jika perlembagaan badan induk itu jadi pegangan - dirumus dan disediakan untuk kegunaan Jawatankuasa Status Pemain FAM.

Apa yang ada untuk Jawatankuasa Disiplin FAM ialah 'Garispanduan Peraturan dan Tindakan Disiplin', mengandungi senarai salah laku serta hukuman terhadap pihak bersalah.

Lebih hebat, kesalahan 'cabut lari' daripada acara anjuran sebuah syarikat' dan 'jurulatih yang mengarahkan tindakan sebegitu' tidak langsung terkandung dalam garis panduan berkenaan.

Lantas apa digunakannya? Satu peruntukan kecil dalam garis panduan itu yang membolehkan Jawatankuasa Disiplin FAM menggunakan budi bicara untuk membincangkan mana-mana kesalahan yang difikirkannya sesuai selain mengambil tindakan yang difikirkannya berpatutan.

Dalam erti kata mudah, Jawatankuasa Disiplin FAM mampu mengheret mana-mana pihak sekalipun, atas apa-apa kesalahan sekalipun - berdasarkan pertimbangannya - untuk dibicara dan dijatuhkan hukuman.

Contohnya ialah jika seorang pengadil tersilap dalam membuat keputusan, dia mampu diheret ke Jawatankuasa Disiplin. Apa cuma diperlukan Jawatankuasa Disiplin ialah menegaskan tindakan sebegitu terkandung dalam Garispanduan Jawatankuasa Pengadil dan kerana itu, Jawatankuasa Disiplin boleh menghukumnya.

Tidak masuk akal? Sudah tentu. Tetapi itulah yang dilakukan Jawatankuasa Disiplin, kelmarin. Menggunakan 'kuasa' Jawatankuasa Status Pemain FAM untuk mengheret pihak didakwa dan menghukum mereka.

Bagaimana pula dengan hukuman memotong tiga mata Liga Super daripada Selangor? Pemeriksaan teliti garis panduan untuk Jawatankuasa Disiplin juga gagal menjelmakan sebarang peruntukan untuk mengambil tindakan sebegitu.

Kuasa itu sebaliknya jadi milik Jawatankuasa Pertandingan Tempatan - badan berkuasa dan bertanggungjawab mengendali, mengelola dan mengawasi perjalanan semua pertandingan bola sepak tempatan, termasuk Liga Super dan Piala FA.

Lebih menarik, kesalahan empat pemain Selangor itu - yang disuruh Dollah - adalah untuk menghadapi aksi Piala FA. Adakah FAM sebenarnya mahu menghayati pepatah 'pukul anak, sindir menantu?'

Atau ada agenda lain mahu diterajui? Fakta utama perlu diakui ialah klinik kendalian bekas bintang Liverpool, Ian Rush, adalah anjuran sebuah syarikat - seperti kenyataan dicanangkan pihak berkaitan dengannya ketika perasmian klinik berkenaan.

FAM, ataupun jawatankuasa eksekutifnya, sekadar meluluskannya. Ia bukan bermakna klinik itu jadi 'milik FAM'. Jika tidak, FAM tentu bermasalah kerana adakah bermakna semua acara diluluskan jawatankuasa FAM, tetapi dikendalikan pelbagai pihak lain, juga jadi milik mereka dengan semua ahli gabungan perlu patuh jika tidak mahu dihukum?

Fakta kedua ialah Jawatankuasa Disiplin FAM, jika berdasarkan bidang kuasa yang ada padanya - mengikut Perlembagaan FAM - tidak punya kuasa untuk menangani kes itu.

Lantas, timbul persoalan, adakah kerana ada pihak mahukan empat pemain, Dollah dan FAS dihukum, terpaksalah juga dicari mana-mana peruntukan 'yang ada kaitan' supaya mereka mampu diheret ke muka pengadilan?

Kepimpinan FAM sebelumnya sentiasa jadi kebanggaan warga sukan negara, dengan pengiktirafan pernah diberi Majlis Olimpik Malaysia (MOM) serta Majlis Sukan Negara (MSN), di sebalik prestasi hambar skuad negara di pentas antarabangsa.

Sudah tentu pucuk pimpinan FAM serta sekretariatnya tidak mahu reputasi itu terus-terusan terhakis, tambahan pula kerana keghairahan memperjuangkan kes yang asasnya 'dibina daripada dahan terlalu rapuh'.

21 April, 2008

.: Me & Him :.



It's not my fault 2 fall in luv with him.. But from my eyes, he seems 2 be so perfect... Ya Allah... Please help me, guide me, and give me strength towards facing all your challenges... Ya Allah... Please make him feel happy with the person that he loved... Even thought it wasn't me...your humble servant... I'll accept my fate...

20 April, 2008

.: Al - Imtihan :.



D exm gonna start 2moro! Arghhh! Haven't read anything till thz moment.. Huhu.. What a pity person I am huh? I realize tht it's not an easy paper but...?? I'm blurrr... Really blurrr... Dun have mood 2 read d notes.. Neither hv mood 2 sleep... Wish 2 end d exm sooner...as soon as possible! If it's jz easy as blink ur eyes...??? Nah! Hurmmm... My stomach growl...since I haven't eat anythg after my lunch... Try 2 have a nice short nap late thz evening - but disturbed by d noise.. huhu =) Hurmmm.... Why I think I'm hopeless eah...?